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If I had a million dollars

This was done for LS09 but never quite finished (and i was never THAT drunk), any amendments welcome (even abusive ones)
EDIT: I should also point out that Ben Poole is jointly responsible for the wording.

If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you a server - I would buy you a server
And if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
I’d buy you software for your server - maybe a nice os or anti virus
And if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
Well, i’d install redhat - a nice reliable OS
But if I only had a few thou. I’d buy you IdeaJam

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If I had a million dollars
I’d build a cool place to work
If I had a million dollars
You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could have a cage for all the managers in there

You know, we could just go up there and get stuff done — amazing
products, code a tonne.

There would be oodles of coffee, plenty of Jolt,
maybe beer at the desk so no coders revolt.

They’d have pre-poured vodka but no pre-poured beer.
Well, what do you reckon? Can you blame ‘em? Uh, yeah!

/ D E A / F#m / D E A / F#m / D E A / F#m D… E… /

If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you Exchange (no, not really that’s kinda cruel)
But if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you an expensive flop - (yep, like OS2 or Workplace)
And if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you Steve Miller’s soul - (yeah, can’t cost that much)
But if I only had a few thou., then I’d buy you IdeaJam

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to write all that Java
If I had a million dollars
We’d write stuff in .NET ‘cause it costs so much more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to eat none o’that humble pie

But we would eat humble pie. Of course we would, more and more
‘cause IBM Consulting would send in the bill and we’d be so poor

If I had a million dollars - If I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you Sharepoint (no, not really, that’s kinda cruel)
And if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you some top drawer content - maybe Ed or vowe-dot-net
If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you a nice client - haven’t you always wanted a nice client
But If I only had a few thou., I’d buy you IdeaJam

If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I’d sell SAP

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