How to start a corporate chat

 

Starting a conversation in a corporate chat client effectively is crucial nowadays, especially with the widespread use of chat platforms like Teams and Google Chat.
These tools can be incredibly helpful but also frustrating if not used properly. One of the biggest pitfalls is failing to start a message in a way that does not trigger a negative response.

When beginning a chat, start with a simple greeting, a brief mention of the topic, and what you hope to achieve from the conversation.

This approach is straightforward but very effective. For example: “Good morning! Can I pick your brains on Project X?, I need to give a presentation on it tomorrow, and I’m after some info I am missing.” This includes a greeting, an indication of the topic, and sets expectations and time constraints—all in a single sentence.

This structure helps others gauge the priority of your message and reduces any confusion.

In addition, avoid vague or overly chatty openers, like “Good morning. How are you today?” spread across multiple lines, which leaves the recipient wondering what you need and also frustrated, especially if you are a slow typer or expecting responses.

Finally, try to avoid abrupt messages that skip all courtesy, such as jumping straight to “Is System X down?” While this may be acceptable in urgent situations like outages, omitting basic courtesies in routine requests (like “Is Report X ready for next week’s meeting?”) can come across as rude and dismissive.

The Unintended Consequences of Fiscal Responsibility

 

I’ve noticed something recently, and its finance wrecking projects. Now, don’t get me wrong, finance teams are just doing their jobs, safeguarding budgets, managing risk, and all that good stuff. But occasionally, their well-intentioned actions can inadvertently turn projects into grey mush.

This is because there’s been a big push lately towards goal-based deliverables, essentially fixed-price projects under a fancy new name. On the surface, this sounds sensible: clear expectations, predictable costs.

But what often gets bundled into these contracts, thanks to diligent finance and legal teams, are penalty clauses, those little contractual bombs that promise severe consequences if deliverables aren’t met.

The idea makes sense in theory: if a vendor doesn’t meet expectations, they face penalties. But in practice, it’s often a nightmare. Vendors, already feeling stressed from fixed-price constraints, become understandably cautious, even penny-pinching.

Every extra detail, every moment of generosity, or even a minor freebie given to clients becomes a direct hit to their bottom line. Add in severe penalty clauses (sometimes, unbelievably, with unlimited financial exposure), and vendors start playing defence.

The outcome? Projects shift from being innovative and collaborative efforts to a game of “minimum viable product.” Every potential corner is cut, flair and creativity vanish, and teams deliver just enough to fulfill the contractual obligations, nothing more. The joy, enthusiasm, and innovative spark that can differentiate groundbreaking projects from merely adequate ones are often lost.

From a client’s perspective, this cautious approach is problematic. Companies typically outsource projects precisely because they lack the internal expertise or resources, so it makes sense to leverage the specialist skills of vendors. By introducing overly harsh and rigid contractual conditions, clients unintentionally stifle the very expertise they’re paying for. Opportunities to create truly differentiated, standout products vanish.

And here’s the irony: being overly cautious and protective financially might safeguard budgets, but it can also rob clients of the chance to genuinely innovate or take the lead in their market. Instead of getting a product that could have been the best in class, they settle for something safe, predictable, and frankly, dull, often making the project a waste of money, as you could have just stuck with what you had.

Fiscal responsibility is essential, but perhaps balance caution with courage and encourage your vendors enough freedom to deliver excellence, not just adequacy.

How Senior Managers and Directors Can Genuinely Help When Projects Get Stuck

 

Every project faces moments when progress slows or comes to a standstill. At these critical points, senior managers and directors have an essential role to play in genuinely providing solutions. However, the approach they choose to take can either resolve the issue or just make it more complex for the rest of the teams.

Having done the whole senior management thing myself 1, I noticed a common pitfall: managers mistakenly believe that simply escalating an issue or demanding results equates to genuine assistance.

Due to their authoritative roles, senior management involvement is often immediately noticed and acted upon, but this can mislead them into thinking their mere presence or directive is helpful. In reality, merely escalating issues without offering tangible solutions frequently “robs Peter to pay Paul,” solving one issue temporarily but creating another elsewhere.

So, what does genuine help from senior management look like?

Provide Real Additional Resources: Effective intervention often requires additional resources. Crucially, this doesn’t mean reallocating existing staff or resources but genuinely investing in new resources, such as hiring additional personnel, acquiring necessary tools, or making strategic investments.

Unfortunately for managers, genuine assistance often comes in the form of increased budgets or funding to support urgent needs 2.

Offer Broader Perspective and Insight: Senior managers and directors usually have a comprehensive view of the organisation, enabling them to identify solutions or resources that may not be visible to project teams.
Sharing knowledge about other teams or departments that can assist or suggesting alternative solutions based on wider organisational insights can be immensely useful and shortcut a lot of problems.

Adjust and Clarify Priorities Thoughtfully: While frequently shifting resources is usually counterproductive, there are strategic exceptions. Occasionally, reducing pressure on one initiative can free up critical capacity to address more pressing issues.
This approach, however, must be carefully managed and clearly communicated to avoid confusion or resentment within teams.

Provide Support and Protection: Sometimes, the best assistance senior leaders can offer is protection from external pressures or excessive interference.
Shielding project teams from undue scrutiny or conflicting demands allows them to focus clearly on solving critical issues. Effective support might simply mean advocating for more realistic timelines or managing stakeholder expectations more effectively.

 

In short, effective senior leadership intervention requires more than mere escalation—it requires thoughtful, resourceful, and strategic support. When done correctly, this not only resolves the immediate issues but also strengthens the broader organisational effectiveness, and we don’t end up with a load more tech debt, which messes things up further down the line.

  1. and not enjoyed it half as much as I thought I would[↩]
  2. Sorry, but it does, and yes, it’s a lousy job[↩]

Project Timelines vs. Process Improvement

One thing I’ve noticed in large, established organisations, particularly in finance, is that their internal processes for provisioning resources (be it cloud services, personnel, or any shared resource) are always in a state of change or apparent “improvement.”

New cost cutting exercises, updates due to regulation or industry standards, and attempts to “improve” how things get done are constantly in play. These initiatives are rooted in good intentions, reacting to external factors or seeking efficiency, but they inevitably bump into active projects.

When Projects Become “Guinea Pigs”

Picture this: as a project manager, you estimate three weeks for a task, only to have it balloon into eight because your project is chosen to pilot a new process. This happens all the time. Large organisations often see an ongoing project and decide it’s the perfect candidate to test that next “Major Upgrade” to the infrastructure.

Suddenly, timelines slip, and no one could’ve predicted it. Voices get raised, people start blaming each other, and you find yourself wondering if you can just do things the old way to stay on schedule. Meanwhile, the process-improvement folks push back because they don’t want to delay their innovation.

How to avoid grumping at each other

If it looks like your project might be the next guinea pig, try to get out in front of it. As soon as you get a hint that someone wants to apply a new process to your work:

Ask why: Make sure you understand the rationale, so you can feed it back to the busness in case of delay.

Negotiate timing: See if you can stick with the old way for development and switch over in user acceptance testing (UAT). This gives you some breathing room and doesn’t derail the entire project.

That way, you avoid appearing hostile to the team driving process improvements while still guarding your delivery timeline. Yes, it’s messy, and yes, it might slow things down. But with a proactive approach, you can at least minimise the chaos and keep relationships cordial.

What is a good status update?

 

I have hated status updates all my life because I feel that people should already know what the heck is going on if they’re involved in something.

But as I’ve gotten older, I started to realise why people ask for them. However the next and proper question is, if you have to have a status update, then WHAT is a good status update?

And here, I think I diverge from the majority of PMs most people think a good status update is a status update that tells you something you want to know, i.e., good news. I disagree.

A good status update just gives you the status of what’s going on so that you can make informed decisions. That might sound like a minor thing, but it’s a major thing to those who are giving you the information to make that update to powerful people.

If everyone thinks that you will only accept good news as part of your update, then they will not turn up to your meetings. They will not give you the truth. They will not even be available to find because frankly what is the point?

But in reality as long as they tell you what’s going on and give you enough information to show that people are making an effort and that whatever progress can be made is being made toward a resolution, that is a good status update.

Then it is your job as a manager or project manager to take that and fight the battle with the stakeholders or the clients. It is not the responsibility of subject matter experts, be they developers, support staff, or business people, to give you good news, and only good news. You’re paid to manage projects, so manage them.