Mad Friends and Colleagues

My friends and colleagues are strange STRANGE people, but I love them

sillybugger1 [9:55 AM]
I like your style, starting your new world order with vegetables

sillybugger2 [9:56 AM]
Dibs on beetroot. And parsnips

sillybugger3 [9:56 AM]
sigh.. he were go again…

the beetroot must be shared . you can however have the fennel

sillybugger2 [9:56 AM]
Very well

sillybugger2 [9:56 AM]
Neeps? Tatties?

sillybugger3 [9:56 AM]
also celeriac

sillybugger4 [9:56 AM]
The celery can fuck right off.

sillybugger2 [9:56 AM]
Oh yes. Celeriac

sillybugger5 [9:57 AM]
as long as I get the roast spuds I’ll be happy

sillybugger2 [9:57 AM]
Come to papa

sillybugger3 [9:57 AM]
we will be keeping tomatoes.. shut up sillybugger1

sillybugger2 [9:57 AM]
And celery

sillybugger4 [9:57 AM]
Chard. All mine.

sillybugger6 [9:57 AM]
if you take the tomatoes the greeks will invade

sillybugger2 [9:57 AM]
You’re welcome to it

sillybugger3 [9:57 AM]
ooh .. yes you can have “chard” i will have rainbow chard

sillybugger3 [9:57 AM]
ha!

sillybugger2 [9:57 AM]
grabs all the horseradish and mushrooms

sillybugger3 [9:57 AM]
damn.. grabs onions

sillybugger4 [9:57 AM]
Carrots. Got ’em.

sillybugger5 [9:57 AM]
Broccoli here thanks

sillybugger2 [9:58 AM]
shuffles towards the pak choi and smuggles out the garlic

sillybugger3 [9:58 AM]
including spring onions and garlic

slackbot [9:58 AM]
BOING!!!!!

sillybugger2 [9:58 AM]
^^ 🙂

sillybugger3 [9:58 AM]
spring!

slackbot [9:58 AM]
BOING!!!!!

sillybugger3 [9:58 AM]
:grinning:

sillybugger2 [9:58 AM]
eyes up the savoy cabbage

sillybugger3 [9:59 AM]
grabs the savoy cabbage and the greens whilst sillybugger2 is making up his mind

sillybugger2 [9:59 AM]
bugger

sillybugger2 [9:59 AM]
ram-raids the sugarsnap peas aisle and grabs mange tout for good measure

sillybugger3 [9:59 AM]
throws artichokes at him as a distraction

sillybugger2 [9:59 AM]
catches them gratefully

sillybugger5 [9:59 AM]
ooh I almost forgot the peppers

sillybugger3 [9:59 AM]
grabs green beans and fresh peas

sillybugger6 [9:59 AM]
we get the baked beans!!

sillybugger3 [9:59 AM]
damn!

sillybugger4 [9:59 AM]
stuffs the cauliflower up his shirt and backs towards the door

sillybugger3 [9:59 AM]
pulses.. i had no idea we were divvying pulses

sillybugger2 [10:00 AM]
Oh we’re on to legumes and grains now are we?

sillybugger3 [10:00 AM]
grabs chickpeas

sillybugger2 [10:00 AM]
Shit!

sillybugger3 [10:00 AM]
ha!

sillybugger4 [10:00 AM]
The puy lentils are mine, all mine.

sillybugger2 [10:00 AM]
grabs kidney beans for the chilli

sillybugger6 [10:00 AM]
Sooooooyyyyyaaaaaa!!

sillybugger2 [10:00 AM]
GRABS CHILLIS

sillybugger2 [10:00 AM]
GRABS GINGER

sillybugger2 [10:00 AM]
laughs triumphantly with the lemongrass

sillybugger4 [10:00 AM]
grabs the pancetta. That is a vegetable, right?

sillybugger6 [10:00 AM]
ginger slaps sillybugger2 ‘s hands, and goes back to Fred

sillybugger2 [10:01 AM]
slow clap

sillybugger2 [10:02 AM]
peppers the sillybugger6 with maltesers

sillybugger1 [10:02 AM]
After the dust of battle settles there is nothing but a huge pile of coleslaw

…..go out in the midday sun

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