Warhammer has stopped being a third place

Like many geeks, I do tabletop modeling. I play with “war dollies”. And if you are in England, the most common and biggest company for this hobby is Warhammer. 1 They produce quite frankly amazing models at a constant rate with lots of changes to rules to keep you engaged, and they make tons of money. 2

But at the ground root level, they are facing challenges, not so much in their product but in their stores. This has particularly shown up in London with the introduction of an Element Games store about an 8-minute walk away; this means that when you visit both, you realize why Warhammer, as a store, has stopped being a third place.

Let me explain, starting with one definition of a third place:

“A third place is a social space separate from the two usual social environments of home (“first place”) and workplace (“second place”).

“Karen Christensen argues that third places are the answer to loneliness, political polarization, and climate resilience.”

For nerds, third places are very, very important because they tend not to be fantastically social, and they want to go somewhere where everyone knows their name, and they’re always glad they came, somewhere where there’s their own kind of people, and they can be social in a relaxed environment. However, if you go into a modern Warhammer store, it’s not that anymore. It’s an Apple store. It’s a showroom. It’s a gateway to get people to buy their first boxes. Their stock isn’t even as good as the third-party supplier because of the way they have to present things. Everything has to be facing forward, so it’s easy to see and easy to sell.

Whereas often, when a geek wants to go and buy something, they either know exactly what they’re going for, or they want to browse existing stuff like you browse a secondhand bookstore, and that third place experience, where you go in and chatter to people and lounge around and rummage through new stuff, is what geek stores need to be if you want to obtain that third space feeling.

If that’s not what Warhammer wants. That’s fine. They’re making billions, and they will continue to make billions as long as they make good models and good games. But you can’t have everything. Go into a Warhammer store and look at it. Where could I sit down? Could I see myself chatting for an hour in here? No, I could not. It’s somewhere where I could ask a question, where someone knowledgeable will give me a quick answer and point me gently towards the till.

This is in complete contrast to the big “Warhammer World” headquarters in Nottingham, and this is often where I wonder whether the Games Workshop big wigs get it wrong. They will look around their huge area and say, “Well, this is a perfect safe space for geeks; we know how to order a store.” Yes, because you’ve managed to retain a whole separate area that is a third place where people can eat, drink, chat, and play. You have removed that third place from your retail shops, turning them into a polished money machine, and the third-party suppliers have stepped in.

So. At the moment, Warhammer is a corporate supplier who have showrooms, and as long as they miss the third space need, then the third-party shops will outsell them.

  1. formally called Games Workshop,[↩]
  2. Heck, I’ve even got a couple of their shares myself. [↩]

Warhammer 40K Squat knights: Squat Juggernauts

Full credit to OldenDemon for this one, and his videos on the history of 40K Epic Knights

So in White Dwarf 178 – Page 12 it actually gives a name to what, in context, would be the equivalent to Squat Knights: “Squat Juggernauts”, no further details were ever provided, but it’s the nearest we have ever had, and I’m going to go with it.

 

Word Bearer Runes

Quick tip for anyone painting Word Bearers in the Warhammer 40K tabletop world. You will have seen the runes that they are famous for covering their armour with and that appear on their transfer sheet:

Well, it turns out they are just Enochian “the mystical language recorded in the journals of John Dee.” which is open source and for which you can find lots of open fonts to make your own

I also include one here in case they all disappear: enochian

My Personal Roundup of the best “Lets Players” on youtube

If you’re like me, YouTube has become less of an occasional distraction and more of a default “TV channel.” While I browse a wide variety of content, Let’s Plays are hands down the thing I watch the most of.

There’s something about watching someone play through a game, especially story driven or strategy heavy titles, that often beats what traditional TV shows can offer.

However, I’m a bit picky when it comes to commentary style, pacing, and overall vibe. In this post, I’m sharing my favorate Let’s Players and why I like them.

Criteria for a Good Let’s Player

None of these channels are “no commentary” content creators, who don’t really count as “Let’s players”, and are more “long players.” I prefer proper commentary that provides the following:

  • They are softly spoken without shrieking or jarring volume spikes.
  • Offers intelligent insight and progresses the game at about the same pace I would if I were playing (not including boss battles, which I’m naff at).
  • Enhances the gameplay experience rather than overshadowing it.

All of these Let’s Players feel like having a non-intrusive conversation going on in the background. They don’t scream and tear you away from your workflow, but they also don’t drone on so monotonously that you tune out. For me, that balance is perfect.

Christopher Odd

Christopher Odd is probably my longest standing subscription. I’ve even financially supported his channel for multiple years. His commentary style is excellent, steady, thoughtful, and perfectly paced for the types of games he plays.

These days, it seems he might be winding down his YouTube presence; he’s dropped a few hints in videos about doing consultancy and other game industry work. It’s a logical transition for someone with deep experience in gaming and Let’s Plays, but it does seem that we are getting just 1 video a day which is “odd” for someone doing this full time.

What He’s Best At:

XCOM and other turn-based combat titles, he’s simply the best out there.

Long, story driven adventure games, if you dive into his back catalog, you’ll find fantastic full playthroughs with great commentary, but alas, these have dropped off hugely of late.

Even if he’s posting less frequently now, his older videos are absolute gold if you’re looking for comprehensive coverage of epic adventure games.

Eltimar Gaming

If you love long form RPGs, think 80, 90, or even 100 hours per game; then Eltimar Gaming is your channel. This Let’s Player tackles completionist runs and even double runs (trying different paths in a single RPG), so you can immerse yourself fully in each title.

The commentary style is soft and soothing, which can be both a positive and a slight drawback if you want something lively in the background while working.

But if you’re up for a more relaxing vibe, Ultima Gaming’s calming voice can be the perfect companion for those sprawling role playing epics that most other channels barely cover.

Laila Dyer

I discovered Laila Dyer while searching for playthroughs of more obscure games. They see those titles through to the very end, offering a soft-spoken, almost ASMR-like commentary that’s incredibly soothing.

Their Pathologic series is especially noteworthy. The Let’s Plays focus on adventure and slower-paced narrative games, with thoughtful insights that make each episode both informative and calming.

Fighting Cowboy

Fighting Cowboy is the hardest-working Let’s Player on this list. While other creators might produce one or two videos a day, Fighting Cowboy seems to clock in and pump out content with the consistency of a 9 to 5 job .

You get multiple runs on the same game: blind, Let’s Play, full walkthrough, and completionist streams.

If you want Souls like games dissected from every possible angle, Fighting Cowboy is your person.

His coverage is comprehensive, making it perfect for players who want every detail or strategy.

Tip: Because he produces so much content, you can easily burn out if you try to keep up with everything in real time. Pace yourself, and don’t mistake fatigue for a lack of quality. It’s just that listening to any single voice for eight hours straight can get overwhelming!

Positron plays

Positron, as far as I know, has a background in quality assurance testing, and it shows. The channel excels in meticulous playthroughs of Metroidvania and side scrolling adventure games.

Positron’s commentary style is incredibly kind and friendly, making it a joy to watch or even have on in the background. If you’re looking for an extensive library of 2D titles, Positron’s catalogue is a must see.

Note: They’ve been dealing with some real life issues recently, which might affect their upload schedule. But whenever they do post, it’s worth your time.

Horifik

Horifik is a newcomer to the Let’s Play scene but clearly a long-time gamer, especially drawn to horror and sci-fi games.

The charm of their channel lies in the cultural references, the funny English colloquialisms, and the genuine, down-to-earth humour, especially when characters do something bizarre or unrealistic in-game.

Horifik is also easily startled and not a fan of being chased in horror games, which translates into comedic gold for viewers. With a schedule of at least one video a day, plus occasional bursts of extra content, Horrific is someone to watch if you like spooky games with a humorous twist.

Final Thoughts

If you’re looking for new channels to subscribe to, I highly recommend giving each of these creators a try. Whether you want the calm, story-focused approach or a full, in-depth teardown of game mechanics or even insights into the inspiration of game creations, there’s something here for everyone.