Fitness Week 22

A feeble effort all round this week, don’t bother even reading

First person to win 250 squash games
Kieran: 50 Games
Mark: 79 Games
(1 point head start on a game for every 10 games the other person is ahead)
(we also play by “you have to WIN a game, genuine mistakes on game points are ‘let’ “)

Only 1 match played and we took it in turns to win games, and it seems even the case for points, if it wasn’t for the sweat soaked shirts and pain filled hobbling it would seem as if we are not trying

First person to loose 2 stone
Kieran ( Initially 15 Stone, 8 pounds) : 14′ 10″
Mark ( Initially 16 Stone, 8 pounds) : 16′ 7″

No fencing yet and no change in weight, the same this week for the evil Green, not helped by my parents both achevingting their ideal weight and looking fab, sod this I’m off for a take away

Fitness Week 19-21

As the heat still blazes down on our delicate and youthful forms (we are under no circumstances sweating like pigs and running like camels) the great battle continues

First person to win 250 squash games
Kieran: 48 Games
Mark: 77 Games
(1 point head start on a game for every 10 games the other person is ahead)
(we also play by “you have to WIN a game, genuine mistakes on game points are ‘let’ “)

The strategy to beat Mr Green and his superior skill and shots has now finally been established, I have to wear outfits that are garish and in such poor taste that they hurt his eyes, and wear my fencing glove so i can hit the squash ball twice as hard (no slip grip), he in turn has worked out that he can run me into the floor then clean up on the later games, hmmmm

First person to loose 2 stone
Kieran ( Initially 15 Stone, 8 pounds) : 14′ 10″
Mark ( Initially 16 Stone, 8 pounds) : 16′ 7″

oh just go away, I’m just going to start fencing again, bugger this food lark (and that is after receiving some excellent advice by a fellow blogger), the only plus notes was that while by BMI is 28 my fat is 25%, so i have a normal (high end) fat percentage, so if i understand it right that means that i have a higher than average muscle content (keep dreaming, keep dreaming)

Fitness Week 17-18

First person to win 250 squash games

Kieran: 41 Games

Mark: 66 Games

(1 point head start on a game for every 10 games the other person is ahead)

(we also play by “you have to WIN a game, genuine mistakes on game points are ‘let’ “)

We have now established that Mr green is the better player, and when hes on form I receive a savage kicking, however bloody minded malevolence and a evil heavy squash racket that can pop squash balls is JUST taking the day

First person to loose 2 stone

Kieran ( Initially 15 Stone, 8 pounds) : 14′ 10″

Mark ( Initially 16 Stone, 8 pounds) : 16′ 6″

no movement, nothing to see here please move on.

Fitness Week 16

Hardly any movment or change.

First person to win 250 squash games
Kieran: 34 Games
Mark: 58 Games
(1 point head start on a game for every 10 games the other person is ahead)
(we also play by “you have to WIN a game, genuine mistakes on game points are ‘let’ “)

Each game is now a fight to the death, i only drew even this week as Mr green thought we had finished

First person to loose 2 stone
Kieran ( Initially 15 Stone, 8 pounds) : 14′ 9″
Mark ( Initially 16 Stone, 8 pounds) : 16′ 6″

no movement, i walk 25K a week and play squash twice, Waailll!!!, why is it not going down, the Green is nearly half way done!!!

Fitness Week 15

Due to a mixture of overwhelming work and Mr Green skiving on holiday, my blog has been a barren place, but we are back training so i have to do at least one tech entry per week to make up for these notes

First person to win 250 squash games
Kieran: 31 Games
Mark: 55 Games
(1 point head start on a game for every 10 games the other person is ahead)
(we also play by “you have to WIN a game, genuine mistakes on game points are ‘let’ “)

I don’t know what happened to Mr Green on holiday but his game has come on leaps and bound and delivered a overall thrashing to me this week.

First person to loose 2 stone
Kieran ( Initially 15 Stone, 8 pounds) : 14′ 10″
Mark ( Initially 16 Stone, 8 pounds) : 16′ 6″

Oh yes my diet is coming on in leaps and bounds!!, really it is