This weeks sports was a titanic sports struggle

First person to win 250 squash games
Kieran: 17 Games
Mark: 39 Games
(1 point head start on a game for every 10 games the other person is ahead)
(we also play by “you have to WIN a game, genuine mistakes on game points are ‘let’ “)

Mr Green gave me a sound 3-1 thrashing on Tuesday, but the combination of no sleep for 3 nights this week for him and the need to ‘vent a bit’ due to the actions of a petty minded person, lead to a 0-5 moment, but quite frankly i hurt everywhere!!

First person to loose 2 stone
Kieran ( Initially 15 Stone, 8 pounds) : 14′ 12″
Mark ( Initially 16 Stone, 8 pounds) : 16′ 4″

hes pulling away, I may need to chop a leg off to win!!

Ack!, 2 sports post in a row and i have not delivered on the JPA blog post is was supposed to write

First person to win 250 squash games
Kieran: 14 Games
Mark: 33 Games
(1 point head start on a game for every 10 games the other person is ahead)
(we also play by “you have to WIN a game, genuine mistakes on game points are ‘let’ “)

Each game is getting harder and harder, with Mr Green turning into a swine of a drop shot player, he also has been reading up on how you actually play squash, as well as some strange thing called ‘rules’, i don’t know where he gets these crazy ideas from

First person to loose 2 stone
Kieran ( Initially 15 Stone, 8 pounds) : 15′ 0″
Mark ( Initially 16 Stone, 8 pounds) : 16′ 5″

No move for either of us on the weight front, my lack of weight loss is down to clean living and general wholesome ness, Mr Green’s is because he is an evil decadent swine

Another slightly off week (what with easter and all but we still managed to get 2 more squash sessions in)

First person to win 250 squash games
Kieran: 10 Games
Mark: 28 Games
(1 point head start on a game for every 10 games the other person is ahead)
(we also play by “you have to WIN a game, genuine mistakes on game points are ‘let’ “)

The Friday game was particularly good, real heart attack stuff, but very very satisfying

First person to loose 2 stone
Kieran ( Initially 15 Stone, 8 pounds) : 15′ 0″
Mark ( Initially 16 Stone, 8 pounds) : 16′ 5″ (Gone up!!, Noooo)
(Mr Greens tape worm is working its magic, grrrr)

A bit of a slow week due to illness and some other none fun bits, but a least we had one squash match including a 20 min death and horror 10-11 killer game, i think i will have a limp tomorrow

First person to win 250 squash games
Kieran: 7 Games
Mark: 23 Games
(1 point head start on a game for every 10 games the other person is ahead)

First person to loose 2 stone
Kieran ( Initially 15 Stone, 8 pounds) : 15′ 2″
Mark ( Initially 16 Stone, 8 pounds) : 16′ 3″
(Mr Green says losing 4 pounds in a week due to illness is cheating, i just think his is jealous of my IBS)

2 weeks without a technical article just updates on the feeble efforts of the ‘Green’ and I trying to not be spherical is poor, very poor, but the stalemate holds, however the viciousness increased, with Mr Green giving me a savage kicking on Tuesday at squash and me returning the favour in spades today, Ha!!,

First person to win 250 squash games
Kieran: 7 Games
Mark: 19 Games
(1 point head start on a game for every 10 games the other person is ahead)

First person to loose 2 stone
Kieran ( Initially 15 Stone, 8 pounds) : 15′ 2″
Mark ( Initially 16 Stone, 8 pounds) : 16′ 7″ (still no change boo hoo!)

I think Mr Green has installed a tape worm for his weight loss!!